Obnoxious Neighbors: You might not win[MAMA AMIA! Surviving Japan]

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Obnoxious Neighbors: You might not win

Fifth time was it. I’ve had it. I’ll be polite, but that’s it. No more. My next door neighbor went too far.

An old cantankerous man who’s probably bored, likes having a bit of power (the only bit he has left) by being on the board of my apartment building, he takes it upon himself to “caution” my friends, me, and repairmen who come to my place. I had an air conditioner replaced recently, and the three-person crew left their tools in the hallway. The doorbell rings and there he is. In all his nastiness, he insists they remove the tools or he will make them stop working.

That’s actually not the worst. The time before, again when the repair guys left something out in the hallway he came over again and threatened arrest. Arrest? Arrest who? Me? The repair guys? For what? You’re going to arrest us, old man, or are you threatening to call the cops? For real? What.The.@%$#. Seriously. Buddy. Chill.

Obnoxious Neighbors: You might not win

They’re out there. The people who go through your trash and recyclables (because everyone knows foreigners can’t separate their trash correctly), the noise complaint which brings six cops to the door because it was 9:30pm and there was too much laughter and the windows were open (six, I kid you not), and my neighbor who insists I come to the door the day I’m released from the hospital because he wants to know who I am. Mind you, I can barely stand, but still. He must know.

What’s one to do? For me, this last time was the last straw. I’ve been polite and have not pushed back. This time, I told the building manager, and said firmly but not angirly I don’t like the way my neighbor talks to me or those who come to visit me. Enough was enough. He agreed. Apologized. Said he’d help. I’m inclined to believe him.

Obnoxious Neighbors: You might not win

So, that’s answer #1. If you have a building supervisor or manager, say hello, be polite to her or him, and get them on your side. If you’re a rule-follower and don’t cause issues, then when these one-off incidents happen, you should be okay with a quick “hey, here’s my side of the story” chat.

Or you can outright ignore your neighbor. I’m afraid that’s where I am right now. If I see him in the hallway I may or may not say hello but won’t engage in a chat or take his bait. I don’t care whether he likes me or not. His antics have created a schism I’m no longer willing to bridge.

Or you can talk back. I urge caution here as this is exactly what I suspect “they” want and you’ll quickly be labeled a trouble-maker. Kill them with kindness, say hello even when you know they won’t acknowledge you and be frustrated by all that, or push back. It’s your choice. Just know there are consequences to the latter that can lead down a slippery slope.

Obnoxious Neighbors: You might not win

The problem is we’re foreign. For all the perks that might come with this, there also are downfalls and having neighbors who don’t want us around simply because we’re different (and thus problematic) is one such example.

For what it’s worth, the bad news is this is pretty typical and you’re not alone. That you’re singled out, confronted, scolded, badgered is part of life in Japan. Be firm, polite when you can, and when all else fails, ignore.

Such is the life of a foreigner in Japan. Positive and negative. Embrace the happy, deal with the bad the best you can.

ママ・アミア(MAMA AMIA)

別名「Pie Queen」。ハードなボランティア活動で心が疲弊していたある日、故郷の食べ物——バターと砂糖が焼けるパイの香りに癒やされることに気づき、パイの販売を始める。2019年より「ママ・アミア」の名で活動開始。日本在住外国人のママとして元気を発信中。相撲が大好き。

Food consultant/Talent. American born and raised in Japan. Returned to the US at age 18 for university, and continued on as an interpreter and US-Japan consultant. Came back to Japan in 2011 to volunteer in the aftermath of the Tohoku disaster and stayed on in Rikuzentakata (Iwate Prefecture) for seven years. Raised funds, liaised with major international media outlets for coverage of the city and region. One of the primary sources of information on the disaster region for foreigners. Recognized and awared by the Governor of Iwate in 2014 and the Consul General of the Japanese Consulate of San Francisco in 2018 for the work and dedication to promoting awareness. Also known as the PieQueen. Found the scent of baked goods was both food for the soul as well as emotionally therapeutic, she began a business selling American-style pies. Working as Mama Amia as of 2019 promoting cooking and baking using traditional Japanese ingredients and offering advice to foreigners in Japan as "your mother in Tokyo". Big fan of sumo.